GOP Resurrects TV Classic

So, there I was, sitting there waiting for the GOP to show me their campaign platform so that I would have something to complain about today, when I realized that what was on the TV was the GOP's version of that TV Classic: Dean Martin's Celebrity Roast!

All the regulars were there: Milton Berle (Lieberman), Jonathan Winters (Huckabee), Joey Bishop (Romney), Don Rickles (Giuliani) and of course everybody's favorite, Phyllis Diller (Palin).

Tonight, they will be rolling out that GOP Favorite Son, Bob Hope (McCain).

Sorry Sammy, this is a Whites Only event.
Maybe next time.