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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Thanksgiving Madness

Pardoned Turkey Going to Disneyland

WASHINGTON, Nov. 24 (UPI) --

United Airlines says it will help the turkey that dodges Thanksgiving dinner at the White House make its getaway to Disneyland this week.

The airline will strap the lucky bird into a first-class seat Wednesday for a non-stop flight from Washington to LAX where it will be whisked to Orange County and a date as grand marshal of the annual Thanksgiving parade at Disneyland.

President Bush is set to issue the traditional Thanksgiving pardon Wednesday, freeing the bird and a companion for the holidays.

A United spokesman told Crain's Chicago Business Disney annually buys out the entire first-class cabin for the turkey delegation, which includes the caged turkey and a group from the National Turkey Federation.

Monday, November 3, 2008

One Day More

My fellow blogger, Joe. My. God. posted this YouTube video a few months ago and I placed it in my favorites in my YouTube account. Throughout this presidential race, I have gone back to this "battle cry" video and somehow, it has given me strength.

The video features the fine music of Les Misérables produced by First Night Records of the UK and lip-synced perfectly by Ultimate Improv of LA.

So, without further ado, here is the video, this 2008 Election Eve:

What goes around, Comes around

Very Funny

Friday, October 10, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Live from New York – it’s Thursday night!

Starting this Thursday, “Saturday Night Live” will be taking on primetime for the next three weeks as half-hour episodes of “SNL Thursday Night Live” run until the presidential election, in addition to regularly scheduled “SNL” episodes.

The show will feature an opening political sketch and the “Weekend Update” segment. So does that mean more Tina Fey? [pictured at right]

Seth Meyers, the show’s head writer and “Weekend Update” anchor, told Access Hollywood that the “30 Rock” star will probably come back to play vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin once again.

“If Sarah Palin does something to get in the news, which she’s been very consistent on doing so far, I think we’ll see Tina as well,” Seth told Access’ Mariah Menounos.

And, he said, Sarah Palin herself may make a much-rumored appearance to make fun of Fey.

“I can confirm that the door is open if she would like to come and make an appearance,” he said.

And he confirmed that the VP candidate was a fan of Fey’s impression – at least the first time she did it.

“We heard from Sarah Palin’s people that she really liked the first time that Tina played her,” he said. “We haven’t heard from her since then.”

With “SNL” successfully bringing back Fey for a number of skits, ratings have soared – and Meyers says he thanks the candidates.

“They have been kind in providing comedic fodder for us,” he said. “It’s been really fun. The best thing for us is everybody’s paying attention, 70 million people watched the vice-presidential debate last week so we can make jokes about every part of it and people got it.”

Access Hollywood

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Observation

Have you noticed that the most scary people in the world have last names that end with IN?

STALIN
PUTIN
PALIN
McCAIN

Of course, they are all scary for different reasons, but scary just the same.

As Putin rears his head ...


Source: Joan Walsh, Salon.com

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

This week on Bill Maher

This week on an all new live edition of Real Time, Bill welcomes actress Kerry Washington, former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan, former Lt. Gov. Michael Steele (R-MD), and Real Time correspondent Dan Savage.

Real Time with Bill Maher airs at 11:00pm Friday on HBO.


Blooms of Plunkett

Blooms of Plunkett
A Banana tree in the backyard in full bloom